AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”
WHICH IS TRUEMY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.
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don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it
EVERY. SINGLE. BOOK.
EVERY.SINGLE. CHAPTER.EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.
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Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
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should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the werdest shit we have to scare away yahoo
im looking at you Sherlock fandom.
here we come
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“rose”
who rose
rose titanic??????
rose doctor who??????
rose homestuck??????
rose american dragon??????
no
rose flower
everyone forget rose flower
rose flower cry
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fortheloveofcamelotandgallifrey:
ive never watched doctor who but im pretty sure this is what its about
this is exactly what it’s about
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- Doctor Who: SCREAMING
- Supernatural: CRYING
- Sherlock: WAITING
- Merlin: DEAD
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destielandjohnlock-inthetardis:
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
And in that moment, I swear we were all Sherlock.
he is the real
(Source: rivercourts)
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a song that relates to ur otp perfectly
i’ve never heard a more beautiful song
This song sums up so many of my fandoms at once.
there are tears in my eyes
(Source: ambitiousbard)
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I think it’s safe to say we’re all in love with a serial killer and his boyfriend.
Today on “which fandom is this?”…
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those blogs with the url danisnotonfire but changed a little bit are literally the devil
i know right they’re so annoying
i agree they’re just the worst
why would they even do it? it’s terrible, really
assholes
i don’t even know if i am the real me anymore
you little shits
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omg i ship tiny roman and tiny cowboy
UM
EXCUSE YOU
THOSE ARE JEDIDIAH AND OCTAVIUS
AND THEY ARE THE BROTP OF BROTPS
GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT
Fun fact: The actor that played Octavius played him as though he had unrequited love for Jedidiah.
Unrequited, my arse.
I think what you’ve all failed to realize is that the cowboy is saying a line from Brokeback Mountain
bless this post
*Claps and glitter gets everywhere* Magic.
(Source: whitelaws)
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- 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
- 1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
- 1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
- 1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
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