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some people have sex in the kitchen
i eat in my bed
sometimes I just remember that we call our mom’s mom for mommom and our dad’s dad for daddad
and our moms dad for momdad and our dads mom for dadmom
wait it gets better, our dads sister is literally called dadsister and our mothers brother is literally called mombrother
Dog: Oh you got new owner!
Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday
Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?
wow over the hedge fandom long time no see
I WANT TO DYE MY HAIR BLUE
I WANT A NOSE RING
I WANT A TATTOO
I WANT TO DO THINGS
WITH MY OWN BODY
BUT I CANT
BECAUSE OF SCHOOL
AND ALSO BECAUSE MY MOM
MOSTLY BECAUSE MY MOM
cuddling is so perfect when you think about it because you get really close to someone you love and it’s like saying “hey human, theres a lot of humans in the world but you’re my human and i love you”
having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
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